Apologies, I have pretty much forgotten all about this site and left it unattended for a while! I’m back today with a quick video for the lads amongst you! Of course, any girl that likes the female body will enjoy too I’m sure!

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This is taken from an anonymous Internet post…….

1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
2. If you’re running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it will inevitably be delayed.
4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
5. If you work on your flight, you’ll experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper ……. or start to drink Read the rest of this entry »

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I’m starting a campaign to get everybody to buy the Michael Jackson full concert DVD as a tribute to the legend that was Michael Jackson! It’s available for £5.18 or $9.97 on Amazon right now – an absolute bargain for 2 hrs of pure genius.

The DVD was recorded in 1991 in Bucharest during the Dangerous Tour – and it’s MJ at his best. Absolutely amazing show, from an outstanding entertainer.

Despite all his ‘problems’ and eccentricity, he was (and remains) the King of Pop……

Video of Billie Jean Performed Live in Bucharest Read the rest of this entry »

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Sorry, sorry, sorry. It’s been ages since I’ve posted here and I’m sure you are all desperately wanting to know what I’ve been up to, right?!

It’s the summer, and I work for an airline, therefore time is not something I have a lot of. I do try to fit in the odd post inbetween flights and nights out! Ha ha!

Today my chosen subject is Read the rest of this entry »

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Being a Flight Attendant I find myself watching anything and everything involving flying. I think it’s a common side affect of the job I do – an almost unnatural obsession with airline travel!

Most of us seem to be addicted to Air Crash Investigations, In fact I’ve often found Read the rest of this entry »

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Wow, this is going to be a really random post – but I have a question that has been bugging me for months (if not years!). It’s nothing to do with being a Flight Attendant, I’ve just noticed it on a lot of my flights and would love to know your theories.

Ready? The question is…….

Why do the majority of wealthy men wear outrageous red trousers.

Usually jeans or corduroy trousers no less. Has anyone else noticed this trend? Or am I going mad? Please help me!

I’m not implying that there is anything wrong with red trousers of course – but it seems to be some sort of status symbol that I am blisfully unaware of.

My only guess so far is that red is a regal colour. The definition of regal being;

Characteristic of or suitable for a king or queen, especially in grandeur or magnificence.

So, maybe my theory is correct and it is a status symbol – a status of ‘magnificence’ or wealth. This then leads to another question – is this not a little arrogant?

I am not a big fan of anyone who advertises their wealth, as to me wealth does not make anyone a better person – especially if said person was born into wealth and has never known what it’s like to struggle financially.

Any thoughts? I’m intrigued to hear them……….

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Why do we bother having seatbelt signs? I say this for the following reason; Passengers seem to completely disregard them!

Now, all passengers DO fasten their seatbelts for take-off and landing – but only because the crew physically check each and every one of them. But, many seem to believe that they can ignore them once we have landed and started taxiing to the gate.

The Flight Attendants are still wearing seatbelts – so why do passengers believe that they do not need Read the rest of this entry »

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A baggage cart has proved to the world why it’s not a good idea to get too close to a jet engine by being sucked into engine number 1 of a Japan Airlines Boeing 747.

It’s unclear how this incident was allowed to happen – but someone, somewhere, has cocked up big time! Let’s just be thankful that it was only an empty luggage cart that got sucked in, rather than a human – or worse still, a full luggage cart……

I’m joking of course – a human Read the rest of this entry »

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It’s been a busy week – 18 flights in 6 days is enough to tire anyone out!

In fairness it has been a relatively non-eventful week. Mostly on time, and without incident – only the normal tiny and insignificant issues that we experience almost every day. Clue: p–seng–s!

Of course you would have all heard about the ‘Swine Flu’ outbreak that’s working its way Read the rest of this entry »

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This is no joke – I promise you.

A Ryanair flight from Girona to Cagliari mistakenly landed on the airport’s taxiway that runs parallel to the runway and is now being investigated by the Italian authorities. Read the rest of this entry »

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